If I Were a Painter...(stolen from Munchkin)

If I were a month, I’d be April.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a manta ray.
If I were a direction, I’d be Southwest.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Love Sac.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a tear.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a spring rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a saxophone.
If I were a color, I’d be sky blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be wishful.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a raindrop falling off a leaf.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a Jeep.
If I were a food, I’d be dessert.
If I were a place, I’d be a beach in the bahamas.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be sour.
If I were a scent, I’d be freshly mowed grass.
If I were an animal, I’d be a tiger.
If I were an object, I’d be a well-read book.
If I were a body part, I’d be neck.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be "Sugar, Sugar."
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be impractical red pumps.