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Q. How many Buckeyes does it take to change a light bulb?

A.. One but he gets three credits for it.



Q. How do you get a buckeye graduate off of your front porch?

A. Pay for the pizza



Q. What do you say to a buckeye in a three piece suit?

A. Will the defendent please rise.

Q. Theres three Buckeyes in a car, who's driving?

A. The police officer.

Q. How do you keep the buckeyes out of the end zone?

A. Put a class room there.

Q. What does a buckeye typically get on an SAT?

A. Drool

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