10 Reasons Ohio State Sucks!
10. Tressel wears a shirt and tie to hide the circumcision scars around his neck
9. Both Marilyn Chambers and Maurice Clarett prefer oral exams
8. Ohio State players are proof of reincarnation, you can't get that stupid in one lifetime
7. Between Ohio State and Cheerios, only one belongs in a bowl
6. OJ Simpson moved to Columbus because everyone there has the same DNA
5. Ohio State cheerleaders and Ohio State football both suck for four quarters
4. Ohio State fans smell so blind people can hate them too
3. The only sign of intelligent life in Columbus is a road sign that says: Ann Arbor 190 miles
2. Like Jennifer Lopez, Clarett got caught with too much junk in the trunk
1. Tressel blows, Clarett swallows, and the Buckeyes just plain suck
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