Friday, February 26, 2010

Quotes of the Day

Military Quote of the Day: "When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory."

Walt Whitman: "Be curious, not judgmental."

Harry S. Truman: "It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours."

Conan O'Brien: "Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown."

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